New Year Resolutions 2020
Everyone is curious - what resolutions did you make? Are you one of those who never make resolutions? Can you keep them if you make them?
So I decided to make a list of resolutions I'd like to make.
So I decided to make a list of resolutions I'd like to make.
1. Not to
throw good money after bad to buy new bras. It’s a lost cause.
2. Not to
murder a mansplainer.
3. Respond in
sign language to people who talk loudly to you because English is not your
first language.
4. Pretend to
be a vegan when you’re caught without milk for tea.
5. Forgive
white people teaching yoga.
6. Ignore
people who think equality is a slope to climb.
7. Stop pretending
that curry is actually a thing.
8. Ignore
celebrities who give ridiculous names to their kids.
9. Stop re-labelling
museum artefacts as STOLEN PROPERTY – RETURN TO ORIGIN.
10.
Always answer “Where are you from?” with “Where is
everyone really from and where do we go from here? We are all made of dark matter.”
Love this. Mx
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