New Year Resolutions 2020

Everyone is curious - what resolutions did you make? Are you one of those who never make resolutions? Can you keep them if you make them?

So I decided to make a list of resolutions I'd like to make.

1.  Not to throw good money after bad to buy new bras. It’s a lost cause.

2.  Not to murder a mansplainer.

3.  Respond in sign language to people who talk loudly to you because English is not your first language.

4.  Pretend to be a vegan when you’re caught without milk for tea.

5.  Forgive white people teaching yoga.

6.  Ignore people who think equality is a slope to climb.

7.  Stop pretending that curry is actually a thing.

8.  Ignore celebrities who give ridiculous names to their kids.

9.  Stop re-labelling museum artefacts as STOLEN PROPERTY – RETURN TO ORIGIN.

10.               Always answer “Where are you from?” with “Where is everyone really from and where do we go from here? We are all made of dark matter.”